Sadly, I'm too busy to write a comedy blog this week. However, the highlights of Mojo's week are as below:
- Dave has finally turned 30 - happy birthday mate! I'm sure countless bets have just expired and you owe a small fortune in weight/marriage related gambing
- Sleggchenko has nipped back in there with Kate - Slegg was alleged NOT to have said "I made him watch" - sparking fears of a dressing room revolt
- Mojo squad in three night drinking binge in build up to game - Bennybobs' ankle is a big doubt going into the World Cup - will he be fit in time?
- Malcolm Glazer has suffered an unfortunate heart attack, quelling fears of a Mojo takeover
- Luiz-Ben-Scolari has been linked with the England job, causing anxiety to Mojo fans everywhere
- Mojo notched up their first win this week following a dramatic last minute winner, with a draw against Tournament FC giving a creditible 4 points to our heroes, lifting them off the foot of the table
- Special mention from manager Readdy to Stu, who had a stonking game
- Bank Holiday next week gives chance of mid-season break.
1st GORKI'S FC 4 3 1 0 10 5 10 + 5
2nd OPODO UTD 4 2 1 1 8 5 7 + 3
3rd DYNAMO COMPTON 4 2 1 1 10 8 7 + 2
4th SPARTAK MOJO 4 1 1 2 7 11 4 - 4
5th TOURNAMENT FC 4 0 3 1 5 6 3 - 1
6th REAL SOCIOPATH 4 0 1 3 7 12 1 - 5
COME ON MOJO!!!
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