MOJO GO LOCO!

Red mist as Mojo no-show gives fans the blues

Spartak Mojo crashed to their third league defeat last night as the Wandworth league title slipped away on a balmy night in Battersea.
Pre match preparations were hampered by rumours of off-the-field antics by goalkeeper Sleggchenko over the weekend. It is thought the first choice stopper had been partying all weekend with a girl known only as 'Kate'. The girl at the centre of the row is believed to be known to several members of Spartak's squad. However, we can reveal that reports of a pre-match tunnel bust up are wide of the mark.
In further explosive developments, manager Ben Goran-Erikkson was spotted red-faced in the dressing room pressure-cooker. Returning full back 'Chopper' McKscoigne was sensationally dropped from the starting line-up on his return from suspension, following allegations that he turned up to the game late and 'smelling of alcohol'.
Tensions filled the ground as Mojo kicked off their first fixture. Sensational play from Mojo, in particular from summer signings Stuart Ba-ti-squil-ta and Andy-inho left the talented Neopolitans devastated, despite a harsh sending off of Andy-inho, who grabbed the throat of (that big bloke who's been worrying him all season). Job half done.
However, next up was Opodo. Mojo, forced to wear an away kit, resembled bitter rivals Loco MoJo. Despite taking an early lead through the effective Bennybobs, Mojo faded, as sections of the home support taunted keeper Sleggchenko. However, the seasoned stopper held his nerve and responded with a string of fine saves to keep Mojo's title dream alive. Having sat too deep and fallen behind, Mojo clicked back into gear with scouse centre-back Davie Carragher leading the charge. Sadly, he'd left his shooting boots at home, and Mojo ran out of time as Opodo ran down the clock.
As Mojo approach the second half of the season, expectation is high and fans will rightly demand at least a champions league spot after this tremendous early season form.
In a final sensational twist, we can reveal that business tycoon Malcolm Glazier was spotted at the game, and may even have turned out for Mojo in disguise as a 'Trainee'. A club spokesman this morning refused to comment.

Remember this though, boys....

Pos Team Pld Won Drew Lost For Agnst Points Diff
1st SPARTAK MOJO 8 5 1 2 23 21 16 + 2
2nd OPODO UTD 8 5 1 2 13 13 16 ---
3rd REAL SOCIOPATH 8 4 1 3 14 15 13 - 1
4th NEOPOLITANS 8 4 0 4 21 9 12 + 12
5th GORKI'S FC 8 3 1 4 14 14 10 ---
6th THE BANDITS 8 0 2 6 4 17 2 - 13