However, the three points came at a cost, with Mojo losing injury-plagued keeper Sleggchenko to suspected broken fingers following a match-winning save. "They're blue and the size of a balloon", we can exclusively reveal. Well doctor, take away the pain but leave the swelling!
Crucially, this may now mean that the Mojo stopper misses out on a chance to "Pie" his way around Germany during the forthcoming World Cup tour, and may now have to resort to tucking in to the local "SauerKrauts" using nothing but his mouth. We have asked Uri Geller to concentrate on the picture below, and impore all Mojo fans to stick the poster in their windows, in the hope that Sleggchenko's 'fists of fury' will heal in time to enable him to slide in his famous tackle before the World Cup final itself.
Davie Carragher stood in between the sticks and held on for the win with yet another impromptu performance for the Blues.
The team pulled out all the stops, as again player-manager Ben-Goran Erikkson sat in his injury-enforced lay-off on the touchline, in a week which saw Mojo attract a record crowd for their early evening kick offs. Fan Karenie Slade, 17, of Coventry, said, "Well done boys - come on Mojo!".
Sleggchenko with sore fingers:

A Smurf:

Pos Team Pld Won Drew Lost For Agnst Points Diff
1st GORKI'S FC 6 3 3 0 13 8 12 + 5
2nd OPODO UTD 6 3 2 1 12 8 11 + 4
3rd SPARTAK MOJO 6 2 2 2 11 14 8 - 3
4th DYNAMO COMPTON 6 2 1 3 12 12 7 ---
5th TOURNAMENT FC 6 0 5 1 8 9 5 - 1
6th REAL SOCIOPATH 6 0 3 3 11 16 3 - 5
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